- June 2007 -
6:32 PM GMT
Smith has two months to put
affairs in order
The Rev. Brendan Powell Smith shocked family, friends,
and fans today with an announcement that he has two
months to put his affairs in order. "For far, far
too long," stated Smith at an emotional press conference
this morning, "my affairs have been left in a state
or terrible disorder. I am now giving myself two months
to do all that I humanly can to return them to something
more closely resembling an orderly state." To prepare
for this monumental task, Smith has purchased several
large file cabinets, some accounting software, and a
new mop. "I never thought this would happen, not
to Brendan," stated one close friend, "he's
2:42 PM GMT
Rev. Smith is a Yahoo! "Person
of the Web"
a month after it first went online, The
Brick Testament was chosen as a Yahoo!
Site of the Week back in November 2001. Five and
a half years and hundreds of illustrated Bible stories
later, Yahoo! follows up with an interview with The
Brick Testament's creator, selecting The Rev. Brendan
Powell Smith for this week's Yahoo!
Picks profile, and officially labeling Rev. Smith
a "Person of the Web", further cementing his
position as a minor internet celebrity.
6\8\07 - 1:55
Congress votes on amendment
against banal sex
Despite strong opposition from conservatives, the
Democrat- controlled Congress this week moved ahead
with plans to vote on a proposed constitutional amendment
sex. "This moral evil has spread unchecked for
too long in America," said Sen. Dick Durbin (D-IL).
"It is not what our forefathers envisioned for
their country, and it is not what our brave soldiers
have spilled their blood to protect." Sen. Mary
also spoke at length against the dangers married couples
having a dry, unimaginative sex life and added, "this
much-needed amendment would act swiftly to put the 'sensual'
back in consensual."
6\3\07 - 8:02
The Brick Testament
- The final Acts
Brick Testament website has been updated today with
five new stories, bringing the renovated illustration
Acts of the Apostles to a spirited close. Join the
Apostle Paul as he travels from Greece to Turkey being
revolted by Greek culture, shaving his head, sending
men into a frenzy, and finally boring a young man to
death before bringing him back to life! All this and
the first recorded Christian book burning to boot! So
strap yourself in and prepare for the final installment