- February 2004 -
02\28\04 - 1:05 PM GMT
Brick Testament: now back in stock!
nearly two months of being sold out in stores across
America, Rev. Smith's hit book The
Brick Testament: Stories from the Book of Genesis is
finally back in stock. The arrival of the official second
printing is expected to bring a halt to the practice
of selling bootleg versions of Smith's book on the black
market. Usually comprised of little more than hastily
stapled together black-and-white
photocopies of print-outs from Smith's Brick
Testament website, these "pirated" books
were being peddled by shady vendors standing just outside
major booksellers like Borders,
02\23\04 - 5:53 PM GMT
Rev. Smith interviewed in Toyfare magazine
February 2004 issue of Toyfare magazine features
an interview with Rev. Smith on page 14 which includes
the phrase "a zombified Charles Dickens".
of the article can be seen on the Brick Testament
page. Other recent additions to the press page include
a pair of Brick Testament features from The
Written Word, a monthly newspaper out of Hilton
Head Island, SC, a 3-page feature and interview in Swiss
art magazine Anne
et Belle, and an interview with Rev. Smith
on the British website JohnHenry.net.
02\14\03 - 4:13 AM GMT
Bush shot 327 times
happy, smiling George W. Bush waved to a crowd of media
photographers and onlookers as he stepped off of Air
Force One today in Washington. He was then shot 327
times. No secret service men dove in front of Bush to
protect him, nor did they make any moves to apprehend
anyone. "I took about 30 shots in ten seconds,"
said Terry McDuleph, one of at least seventeen people
believed to have shot the president. "I got in
a really nice shot just as he was leaning over to kiss
his wife," said McDuleph,
"My editor will be pleased."
02\09\03 - 7:28 AM GMT
to going wireless
just a few more years, your friends might consider you
hopelessly behind the times if your home is still cluttered
up with all those wires. And these days "going
wireless" has become easier than ever. According
to author The Rev. Brendan Powell Smith, the fastest
and easiest way to get rid of all those unsightly relics
from the 20th century requires little more than a large
trash bag and free afternoon. Simply walk through your
house and throw any appliances or gadgets into the trash.
In no time, your clean and modern home will be the envy
of all your houseguests.