- November 2000 -
11\30\00 - 4:02 PM GMT
Starsky & Hutch 2001
Entertainment Weekly reports today that Rev. Smith has been offered
the role of Det. Ken "Hutch" Hutchinson in
an upcoming movie version of the popular 70s buddy cop
TV series Starsky & Hutch. "I'm flattered
by the offer," admitted Smith, "but a bit
hesitant to step into the shoes once filled by David
Soul." Already signed to the project is Paul Michael
Glaser, the original Starsky, who will play an evil
genius, antagonizing two plainclothes officers. Antonio
Fargas will resume his role as Huggy Bear.
11\27\00 - 8:35 AM GMT
here come the heads - tracklist,
The Human Heads official website is now online! Check it
out at www.thehumanheads.com.
In addition, the full 14-song tracklist for here
come the heads has been released. Here are
the songs that made the album: In the Future, Oblivion,
Egrets, We Tried, On My Head, Lost, The Forest, Sunshine
Day, I Was Born, Not About This, This World, Unfulfilled,
Go to Sleep, and Heaven. The official release is expected
any day now.
11\25\00 - 12:08 PM GMT
It's official: here come the heads
The title of the forthcoming debut album by Rev. Smith and Lila Tene's
The Human Heads has been revealed. here
come the heads is expected to be released sometime
later this week, and will be available through mp3.com.
The band's official website and an full tracklist
for the album should be available within days. Check
back to this site for further details.
11\22\00 - 7:17 PM GMT
Smith certified hot; questions linger
The recent revote on a newly submitted hotornot.com
picture resulted in Rev. Smith receiving a score of
8.1 - significantly higher than his previous 4.9, and
enough to put him comfortably in the 'hot' column.
With 314 votes counted, the results were certified today
at 5 PM by Tony Danza. Questions linger, though, as
to the accuracy of this rating. Smith detractors have
pointed out that the photo being judged is nearly four
years old. Responding to these charges, Smith
said, "Fuck you, I'm hot."
11\19\00 - 8:46 AM GMT
New voting process begins
Already wearied by a week and a half's worth of post-election battles,
Americans have been asked to go
back to the polls to definitively determine whether
or not The Rev. Brendan Powell Smith is hot. "Justice
must be served," pronounced an aid for Smith, banging
noisily on a podium, "for our entire social system
of superficially rating people based on their physical
appearance hangs in the balance." He then
stared at the crowd silently for a moment before adding
solemnly, "God bless America."
11\15\00 - 11:40 AM GMT
Nader rejects spoiler role
Accusations that candidate Ralph Nader kept Rev. Smith from receiving
his highest possible "hotness" rating in the
vote were vehemently denied today in a public announcement
from Nader. "I actually tried to get [Smith] to
comb his hair a little better for that picture,"
explained Nader to a smattering of applause. He then
shook both fists and stated that it was "most definitely
not" his idea for Smith to have his photo taken
at a Taco Bell.
11\11\00 - 4:21 PM GMT
Recount changes results?
After 3 days and 205 votes totaled, Rev. Smith's photo
was inactivated with an an impressive score of 6.9 from
the voting public. But days later, the score mysteriously
dropped to a 4.9 and has stayed there since.
Some Smith supporters are blaming confusing ballots.
"I think a lot of people meant to rate him a 9
or 10, but then, like, accidentally gave him a 3,"
said one. "In the end, I think it was the overseas
ballots that really brought him down," noted one
11\7\00 - 8:38 AM GMT
Cast your vote today!
Citizens across the nation begin voting today, taking part in their sacred
civic duty to determine whether or not The Rev. Brendan
Powell Smith is hot. Smith faces serious competition
from thousands of others contenders on the ballot at
The former People Canada's sexiest man alive had this
to say: "People of America, I need your votes!"
11\4\00 - 5:44 AM GMT
Don't fuck with Arby's
When Arby's management decided they wanted to give
their restaurant chain a new corporate image, they hired
maverick adman Rev. B. P. Smith who came up with the
brass-balls slogan behind their new $55 million ad campaign
soon to be seen on TV and print ads across the nation.
"Come in. Eat beef. Get out."
reads one straightforward new ad. It is then followed
by the soon-to-be ubiquitous catch phrase "Don't
fuck with Arby's."
11\1\00 - 9:10 PM GMT
Smith sidelined with injury
With only seventeen minutes remaining in last night's rousing game of
duck-duck-goose, Rev. Smith received an injury that
required his sitting out the rest of the match. Early speculation was that Smith had not properly stretched before playing,
but a closer look at the instant replay reveals another
player to be at fault, tapping Smith on the head with