Everything I Needed to Know I Learned by Watching

#4: How to Leave Your Adversary Dumbstruck and Shaken to the Core by the Power of Your Rejoinder
  1. Allow adversary to make a positive appraisal of your reputation using a creative admixture of the words "cum" and "dumptruck", only to further point out that in his eyes you do not live up to said reputation
  2. Inform adversary that "opinions vary"