Everything I Needed to Know I Learned by Watching

#3: How to Get a Good Price When Selling Yourself to Creepy Middle-Aged Men
  1. Nod your head seductively until he spots you from across the bar
  2. Let him walk in on you half-naked, sewing up your own wound
  3. Do not claim to be the best; humbly acknowledge that Wade Garrett is the best
  4. Demand a high price and that the client covers any medical expenses that may arise
  5. Steel yourself against snide comments about your penis size


How to Instantly Impress Upon a Movie Audience that an Establishment is High Class

  1. Have someone pay a bill with a gold credit card while uttering the phrase "How about some gold plastic?"