var quotnum = "55";

var sds = new Array(1000);
sds[0]="Established 1973.";
sds[1]="The next best thing to artificial intelligence.";
sds[2]="An atheist on a mission from God.";
sds[3]="The world's tallest midget.";
sds[4]="Our last, best hope for eternal salvation.";
sds[5]="No relation to Patrick Swayze.";
sds[6]="Minor internet celebrity.";
sds[7]="Employee of the month, February 2002.";
sds[8]="Fearless in the face of imminent failure.";
sds[9]="Morally perfect since 1987.";
sds[10]="Former U.S. Surgeon General.";
sds[11]="Blaspheming heretic with a heart of gold.";
sds[12]="Hero to Jews and working class Mormons.";
sds[13]="Scoffed at by many; reviled by few.";
sds[14]="Inventor of the 'Invisible Hamburger'.";
sds[15]="Adopted by wolves at the age of six.";
sds[16]="'America's ambassador to Canada.'";
sds[17]="The most trusted name in eschatology.";
sds[18]="Attorney at law, M.D.";
sds[19]="As prophesied in the holy scriptures.";
sds[20]="Now in convenient travel size.";
sds[21]="Hubris. Irrelevance. Omnipotence.";
sds[22]="No longer suffering from monkey pox.";
sds[23]="Closet heterosexual.";
sds[24]="Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs.";
sds[25]="As seen on TV.";
sds[26]="Emmy-nominated gaffer.";
sds[27]="Recently disqualified for steroid use.";
sds[28]="Utterly incomprehensible.";
sds[29]="Smelling better every day.";
sds[30]="Beyond reproach.";
sds[31]="A loose cannon with nothing to lose.";
sds[32]="America's favorite primate.";
sds[33]="Fictional character come to life!";
sds[34]="Shoe salesman extraordinaire.";
sds[35]="Intensely concerned about important issues.";
sds[36]="Not intended for use as a birth control device.";
sds[37]="Fearsome warrior from the North.";
sds[38]="Beacon of sanity in a world gone mad.";
sds[39]="Bigger than Jesus, slimmer than Buddha.";
sds[40]="Contrary to popular opinion.";
sds[41]="Sent from the future to save mankind.";
sds[42]="Olympic silver-medalist at Roshambo.";
sds[43]="The fourth member of the holy trinity.";
sds[44]="As frightened of you as you are of him.";
sds[45]="Not your average condescending asshole.";
sds[46]="As good in bed as a warm, comfy blanket.";
sds[47]="Treading the thin line between humility and megalomania.";
sds[48]="Part man, part machine, part Irish.";
sds[49]="Currently accepting resumés.";
sds[50]="Accept all imitations.";
sds[51]="Family-owned and operated.";
sds[52]="New look.  Same great taste.";
sds[53]="Apologist for his own behavior.";
sds[54]="Staying sober--so you don't have to.";
sds[55]="Doing God's work. Because God can't be bothered.";