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The Rev. Brendan Powell Smith

Christmas 1999: The Best Christmas Ever

Monday, December 27th, 1999 - 3:28 pm PST

After two days during which Rev. Smith has given the matter much solemn thought, he has officially declared Christmas 1999 to be “the best Christmas ever”. “For generations to come, we can expect Christmases to achieve much greatness, but for all time, we and our decenants shall look back on Christmas 1999 as the best Christmas ever,” said Smith in a grave and measured tone.

VENDETTA on French TV / website

Tuesday, December 21st, 1999 - 11:14 pm PST

The people of France have taken a liking to VENDETTA: A Christmas Story, featuring it on a TV show, and listing it on JTNET, calling it “not to be missed under any pretext”.  Rev. Smith, who stars in the movie, has enjoyed a large French following ever since his days with international pop superstars GOF UGNÜT.

Servers back online

Monday, December 20th, 1999 - 1:53 am PST

Both web servers hosting VENDETTA: A Christmas Story are now back online after yesterday’s flood of traffic that temporarily overloaded the host computers. In addition to the official site and NewGrounds.com, you can now also find this wonderful video at the Internet Film Community. Enjoy!

VENDETTA crashing servers left and right

Sunday, December 19th, 1999 - 11:04 pm PST

The immense popularity of VENDETTA: A Christmas Story has caused it’s two main host severs to overload and shutdown. Both it’s main homepage and it’s page at NewGrounds.com are temporarily down as new mirror sites are being sought out. Don’t miss this classic holiday video — if you can find it!

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Monday, December 13th, 1999 - 3:12 pm PST

Having a Christmas party?  Don’t forget to serve your guests the delicious holiday treat: eggnog!  Creamy and smooth, it’s sure to bring cheer to any winter get-together with family and friends. Sprinkle a little nutmeg on top, and you’ve got yourself a fine yuletide beverage indeed.  Mmmm… eggnog!

Smith to play North Pole on Christmas Eve

Wednesday, December 8th, 1999 - 7:31 pm PST

The Rev. Brendan Powell Smith will headline a Christmas Eve musical and spoken word performance at the North Pole as a send off for Santa’s last magical round-the-world trip of the millennium.  Smith and Claus are old friends, having first met at a drug rehab in 1986.  Also on the bill is Smith’s father Bob Smith’s freshly-reunited cult favorites The Electric Earwax.

VENDETTA: A Christmas Story

Friday, December 3rd, 1999 - 2:23 am PST

The new holiday classic TV special, VENDETTA: A Christmas Story, is now available in Quicktime format on the web!  This explosive action-packed thriller stars none other than our own Rev. Brendan Powell Smith, and has been hailed by those who have seen it as “fucking awesome”.  Find it here!

Smith surrounded in controversy

Tuesday, November 30th, 1999 - 6:04 am PST

The Rev. Brendan Powell Smith is a man surrounded in controversy no matter where he goes.  At home?  Controversy.  At work?  Controversy.  Even while on a simple jaunt to the store for a gallon of milk, Smith nevertheless invariably finds himself inextricably enmeshed in an abundance of controversy.

Traffic & weather together

Friday, November 26th, 1999 - 4:48 pm PST

“Roads are looking clear tonight with only minor delays at the bridges, and a two car accident at the 270/46 interchange,” said Rev. Smith today in a grainy low-fidelty voice.  “Skies are cloudy, but no chance of rain.  Lows in the 40s tonight, rising to the mid 50s by morning. Your next update in ten minutes.”

Smith’s HOMUNCULUS featured at mp3.com

Monday, November 22nd, 1999 - 2:21 am PST

A “mellow-tempo song with a different but eminent sound.  Don’t miss it! ” says mp3.com about HOMUNCULUS, a song from Smith’s 1998 album IDEAS FOR SONGS which is available at www.mp3.com/revbps.  This is Smith’s second time this month having a featured song in the Alternative/Leftfield genre where several of his songs are currently in the top 20 chart.

C. Everett Koop recognizes BRAD: the game

Friday, November 19th, 1999 - 3:43 pm PST

The prestigious C. Everett Koop Award for Excellence was bestowed today upon Rev. Smith’s BRAD: the game.  It marks the first time this award has been given to a website, usually having been reserved in previous years for canned good products and occasionally other members of the former US surgeon general’s immediate family.  “I am deeply honored,” said Smith at a gala event in Washington, DC, “and profoundly confused.”

New computer virus only affects Smith

Wednesday, November 17th, 1999 - 2:11 pm PST

IBM, Microsoft, and AOL today issued a joint warning against a deadly new computer virus that is rapidly spreading across the internet through the use of e-mails, file downloads, and even simple web-surfing.  Experts stressed that although this virus is entirely harmless to any computer it infects, its sole danger is that it could “completely annihilate The Rev. Brendan Powell Smith on contact”.