Archive for August, 2011

Smith will burn

Wednesday, August 31st, 2011

Lured by a letter from an ex-finacee expressing concern about her missing daughter, The Rev. Brendan Powell Smith this week traveled to Black Rock City, NV, where he encountered a strange community that has isolated itself from modern civilization. With increasing desperation, Smith has sought to piece together clues about the missing girl he now believes to be his own daughter, but his efforts have been actively thwarted by locals whose bizarre customs and rituals continually leave Smith confused and annoyed. In the most recent turn of events, today Smith was surrounded by a crowd of people dressed in animal costumes, had his head forcibly covered with bees, and both of his legs broken. He has now been hoisted to the top of an enormously tall wooden effigy which is soon to be set ablaze.

Self Help

Thursday, August 11th, 2011

The new installment of The Rev. Brendan Powell Smith’s new comic strip Self Help has arrived. Famed creator of previous comic strip endeavors Barfield and The Second Coming, Smith says of his latest project, “I like cats.” So far Self Help has been picked up by zero daily newspapers and weeklies in over thirty cities across the U.S., Canada, and Ecuador. Smith has indicated that he is hard at work on a third installment of Self Help which is expected by May 2017 and/or this Tuesday. ┬áThe capital of Ecuador is Quito.