Archive for September, 2010

More countries consider 9/11-style attacks

Wednesday, September 15th, 2010

Just nine years after 15 Saudi Arabian citizens  hijacked four US airliners and killed nearly 3,000 people on American soil, the US government is set to announce plans to sell $60 billion in arms to Saudi Arabia.  The deal has several other nations, who would not otherwise consider attacking the United States, looking into ways to encourage its citizens into carrying out horrific terrorist attacks within the United States.  Said France’s minister of defense Hervé Morin, ‘We also could benefit from a $60 billion arms deal with the US.  Perhaps we will have French citizens blow up the Sears Tower and Mount Rushmore.’  He added, ‘And in response, perhaps the US will invade Italy!’

The Tower of Babel

Tuesday, September 7th, 2010

Imagine a world where we all spoke the same language and harmoniously worked together toward common goals and monumental achievements. Terrifying, isn’t it? God thought so, and he was quick to take action, purposefully handicapping mankind with a “confusion” of languages, and scattering people into various nations unable to live peaceably amongst each other, and ensuring that mankind would never again be so industrious or bold as to build a tower with its top reaching the heavens. A single new story has been re-illustrated and added to the Genesis section of The Brick Testament website today.

Hamstring hamstrung

Thursday, September 2nd, 2010

Rev. Smith was hospitalized today after he collapsed while out for a run. Witnesses to the incident say Smith fell to the ground suddenly and then screamed in pain relentlessly for 35 straight minutes until an ambulance arrived. Doctors say Smith is suffering from a hamstrung hamstring, a common injury among runners, although few cases require hospitalization. “Mr. Smith seems to be a bit of a wuss,” said Dr. Hugh Field, “a lot of athletes could just walk off an injury like this. But not Smith.”