Archive for November, 2009

Pregnant pause

Monday, November 30th, 2009

After receiving only middling interest from friends and family who first learned of his ”bun in the oven” back in September, Rev. Smith today announced  that his pregnancy is now officially ”on hiatus”. Although the idea of a man like Smith becoming pregnant with a new female savior of mankind tested well in focus groups, after an initial period of curiosity, interest quickly flagged.  ”My friends,” noted a mildly-dejected Smith, “didn’t even throw me a baby shower.”  Smith, whose initial due date was to be December 25, says his pregnancy may see a return in 2010 after some “retooling”, but definitely “not until after the winter Olympics,”