No one the wiser

Saturday, July 11th, 2009 - 1:13 pm PDT

The Rev. Brendan Powell Smith met in secret last night with the gnarly old sage of Kentucky, and engaged him from dusk till dawn in a contest of wisdom.  The all-night competition, held high atop Mt. Ferriwip with no others there to witness, ended in a complete stalemate.  And no one was the wiser.