Smith pregnant

Friday, April 17th, 2009 - 11:01 am PDT

In what medical experts are calling “a miracle”, it appears that The Rev. Brendan Powell Smith is the first known male human to become pregnant.  Smith was first taken to the hospital yesterday morning after suffering through days of nausea and vomiting.  A standard blood test proved to have shocking results when Smith tested positive for the pregnancy hormone, human chorionic gonadotropin.  An ultrasound later confirmed the early presence of a yolk sac.  Although doctors have flown in from around the country and are excited to study this medical phenomenon, Rev. Smith does not share their enthusiasm.  “This shouldn’t be happening!” a near-hysterical Smith was heard to say before revealing to doctors yet another twist to this odd story: “I was raped!”