Smith slashing prices on everything

Friday, February 27th, 2009 - 5:30 pm PST

Declaring today, Saturday, and Sunday a “Final Blowout Sale”, The Rev. Brendan Powell Smith today made his way throughout the store, slashing prices on everything, including all brand name appliances, designer fashions, quality home furnishings, and more. Many sale items already deeply discounted are now as much as 80 to 95% off. “He must be insane to be doing this,” commented one amazed shopper. “That guy doesn’t even work here.”