Animal Husbandry

Wednesday, February 18th, 2009 - 2:41 am PST

Rev. Smith today gave a fiery speech denouncing the practice of animal husbandry in all its forms. “I’m not some kind of pervert, so I don’t know what exactly this whole ‘animal husbandry’ thing is, but it sounds very wrong to me,” said Smith, “very wrong.” He went on to say that he was “pretty sure” it was also an abomination against God. “I understand that in many foreign countries, this so-called ‘occupation’ is the number one form of employment. Well, if you ask me, that’s just fucking gross.”