Smith seeks restraining order against world

Thursday, February 5th, 2009 - 9:18 am PST

Rev. Smith this morning appeared before a Santa Clara county circuit judge, seeking a restraining order against the rest of the world. Smith gave testimony to the effect that the rest of the world is “out to get him”, providing police and medical reports to back up his statements. Judge Horatio Vaslquelez listened to Smith for four and a half hours and has promised a decision later in the day. If granted, the rest of the world will by required to stay at least 1500 feet away from Smith at all times and will be prohibited from owning or possessing any firearms while the restraining order is in effect.