More crotchety

Friday, January 2nd, 2009 - 8:22 am PST

Two days into the new year, Rev. Smith is making good on his New Year’s resolution to “be more crotchety.”  On Tuesday, Smith could be heard complaining loudly of his inability to “place a simple goddamn phone call” on his nephew’s iPhone, and later in the evening was seen delivering a seven minute speech  to no one in particular about the prevalence of “foul language and general smut” on prime time television.  This morning Smith has made plans to sit on a lawn chair on his front porch, waiting for neighborhood kids to wander onto his lawn so he can scream at them.