Wendy’s Spicy Baconator: It will melt your face™

Sunday, August 17th, 2008 - 1:33 pm PDT

Nothing you have ever crammed down your gullet can possibly prepare you for the newest monstrosity of a burger cobbled together by the scientists at Wendy’s laboratories. Sixteen strips of bacon. 8 slices of cheese. 6 patties of beef. All slathered in a spicy cream sauce and barely contained within the confines of a bun. You know it’s wrong. You want to resist. You fumble to make excuses, but deep inside you know this is a challenge from which you simply cannot back down. The new Spicy Baconator from Wendy’s. It will melt your face™.