Archive for August, 2008

Wendy’s Spicy Baconator: It will melt your face™

Sunday, August 17th, 2008

Nothing you have ever crammed down your gullet can possibly prepare you for the newest monstrosity of a burger cobbled together by the scientists at Wendy’s laboratories. Sixteen strips of bacon. 8 slices of cheese. 6 patties of beef. All slathered in a spicy cream sauce and barely contained within the confines of a bun. You know it’s wrong. You want to resist. You fumble to make excuses, but deep inside you know this is a challenge from which you simply cannot back down. The new Spicy Baconator from Wendy’s. It will melt your face™.

The Brick Testament: God wreaks havoc

Friday, August 15th, 2008

At the gruesome Battle of Gettysburg, 7,863 American soldiers were killed. Yet one would have to imagine sixty-four Battles of Gettysburg at once to equal the almost unfathomable carnage at the (slightly less famous) Battle of Mount Zemaraim where 1.2 million of God’s chosen people fought against each other, and after which 500,000 lay dead. See this and other stories of God’s direct intervention into human affairs in our latest update of five new illustrated Bible stories over at The Brick Testament website.