Smith goes deep undercover

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 - 11:17 am PDT

In a daring effort to help unravel the mysteries of contemporary American society, Rev. Smith is going deep undercover. Having grown out his mustache, shaved his head, and donned a toupée, Smith will go by the alias McDrummond Eleanor Gummersal as he attempts to infiltrate mainstream America, ingratiate himself with actual Americans, learn what he can, and then make it out alive. “It isn’t going to be easy,” admitted Smith with a grimace, as he donned his cowboy boots and cut-off jeans, “but the price of progress is eternal sacrifice.”