Happy new year! The Brick Testament website rings in 2008 with seven brand new illustrated stories from the continuing saga of King David. It’s wacky mayhem as David impregnates a married woman and arranges to have her husband killed. When this newest addition to David’s ever-growing collection of wives gives birth to a little baby boy, God forgives David for his sins, but strikes the baby dead. On the brighter side, David gets a shiny new hat after his army massacres the Ammonite people and enslaves the citizens of Rabbah.