Poll: 76% of GOP senators still deny being gay

Tuesday, August 28th, 2007 - 3:50 am PDT

Despite mounting evidence to the contrary and an ever-growing percentage of the population that is no longer fooled, a new poll taken this week found that 76% of Republican senators and 64% of Republicans in the House of Representatives still publicly deny being gay. “Homosexuality is a grave sin,” offered senator and presidential candidate Sam Brownback of Kansas, “and it must be resisted at all times, at all costs.” The senator was later spotted ducking into Dupont Circle area bar Titan’s Ramrod.