God has cure for AIDS

Monday, August 13th, 2007 - 5:40 am PDT

While mortal scientists have struggled in vain for over two decades to devise a cure for Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome, this week Almighty God revealed that He has, and has had all along, a cure for AIDS that could instantly relieve the suffering of some 38.6 million people worldwide. He further revealed that He will not share or give knowledge of that cure to humans, and that we will just have to take His word for it that it is all for the best that AIDS victims continue to suffer slow, agonizing deaths, their families and loved ones are torn apart with grief, and that scientists continue to pour their time and energy into a fruitless quest.