Smith appears in 412th porn movie

Sunday, August 5th, 2007 - 7:09 pm PDT

This Tuesday’s direct-to-DVD release of The Porn Ultimatum will mark the 412th time that The Rev. Brendan Powell Smith has appeared in an XXX-rated movie. “I never thought I’d be the type of person to appear in one nudie film let alone 400,” said Smith. “But then my next door neighbor started shooting pornos in his backyard. Now whenever I go out to bring in the mail or take out the trash, bang! I’m in the background of another porno.” Some of Smith’s recent titles include Skullfuxxx 7: The Reamening, An Inconvenient Cooz, and Hairy Palmer and the Order of the Penis.