Two and a half years after striking Southeast Asia with a massive tsunami that killed more than 200,000 men, women, and children, God is reportedly dissatisfied with the lasting effects the disaster and is weighing his options. “I really thought the tsunami would change things. It seemed like the right thing to do at the time. But now everything is pretty much back to the way it was,” said God, “except for those 200,000 people who are dead. They’re still dead.” God has kept a low profile since late 2004, only sending out the occasional hurricane, cholera epidemic, or helping sports teams to victory, but now says He is seriously considering “something big”.