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June « 2007 « The Rev. Brendan Powell Smith

Archive for June, 2007

Smith has two months to put affairs in order

Sunday, June 24th, 2007

The Rev. Brendan Powell Smith shocked family, friends, and fans today with an announcement that he has two months to put his affairs in order. “For far, far too long,” stated Smith at an emotional press conference this morning, “my affairs have been left in a state or terrible disorder. I am now giving myself two months to do all that I humanly can to return them to something more closely resembling an orderly state.” To prepare for this monumental task, Smith has purchased several large file cabinets, some accounting software, and a new mop. “I never thought this would happen, not to Brendan,” stated one close friend, “he’s so disorganized.”

Rev. Smith is a Yahoo! “Person of the Web”

Thursday, June 14th, 2007

Just a month after it first went online, The Brick Testament was chosen as a Yahoo! Site of the Week back in November 2001. Five and a half years and hundreds of illustrated Bible stories later, Yahoo! follows up with an interview with The Brick Testament’s creator, selecting The Rev. Brendan Powell Smith for this week’s Yahoo! Picks profile, and officially labeling Rev. Smith a “Person of the Web”, further cementing his position as a minor internet celebrity.

Congress votes on amendment against banal sex

Friday, June 8th, 2007

Despite strong opposition from conservatives, the Democrat- controlled Congress this week moved ahead with plans to vote on a proposed constitutional amendment outlawing banal sex. “This moral evil has spread unchecked for too long in America,” said Sen. Dick Durbin (D-IL). “It is not what our forefathers envisioned for their country, and it is not what our brave soldiers have spilled their blood to protect.” Sen. Mary Landrieu (D-LA) also spoke at length against the dangers married couples having a dry, unimaginative sex life and added, “this much-needed amendment would act swiftly to put the ’sensual’ back in consensual.”

The Brick Testament - The final Acts

Sunday, June 3rd, 2007

The Brick Testament website has been updated today with five new stories, bringing the renovated illustration of The Acts of the Apostles to a spirited close. Join the Apostle Paul as he travels from Greece to Turkey being revolted by Greek culture, shaving his head, sending men into a frenzy, and finally boring a young man to death before bringing him back to life! All this and the first recorded Christian book burning to boot! So strap yourself in and prepare for the final installment of Acts!