Bush to throw 21,000 more logs onto fire

Sunday, January 14th, 2007 - 4:33 am PST

Telling his wife Laura that he “still feels sort of cold”, US President George W. Bush made plans today for another 21,000 logs to be thrown onto the fire burning at the White House since Spring of 2003. Though many have expressed worry that the blaze has long been burning out of control and causing irreparable damage to the entire surrounding area, Bush characterized himself as an optimist for believing that this surge of fresh combustible material will finally bring the situation under control.