Tony Danza rolling in his grave

Wednesday, September 20th, 2006 - 2:26 pm PDT

The deceased corpse of beloved character actor Tony Danza is reportedly rolling in its grave this week, upon learning that the role of Tony Danza in the upcoming ABC made-for-TV movie The Tony Danza Story will be played by a computer-generated actor that will be voiced by sounds clips of Tony Danza taken from various episodes of Taxi, Who’s the Boss?, and the 1989 movie She’s Out of Control. While Danza’s angered and partially-decomposed corpse remains buried here on Earth, his everlasting soul is looking kindly down on us all from heaven.