Birth of Jesus Christ celebrated

Sunday, December 25th, 2005 - 9:37 pm PST

Millions of middle and upper class Americans marked the anniversary of the Jesus Christ’s birth today by exchanging gifts with their fellow middle and upper class American friends and loved ones, each happily giving to those who already have plenty, and receiving gifts designed to make their already cushy and extravagant lives slightly more cushy and extravagant. Meanwhile billions of other human beings struggled to survive another day without starving to death.