During a routine dental exam this week, Rev. Smith’s dentist discovered a relatively large new cavity and recommended Smith make another appointment to have it filled as soon as possible. “I’ve been taking excellent care of my teeth,” said Smith, reacting to the news with surprise, “brushing and flossing twice a day and between meals.” But his dentist explained that this type of cavity that cannot be prevented merely through proper oral hygeine. “Rev. Smith,” she said, “I regret to inform you that you have an anal cavity.” Smith is reportedly seeking a new dentist.