Bush declares “War on God”

Sunday, September 4th, 2005 - 9:15 pm PDT

Reacting to the devastation and loss of lives in New Orleans by hurricane and flood, President Bush today defiantly announced, “This act of God will not stand”. “Make no mistake,” said a resolute Bush, “the perpetrator of this cowardly attack on America will be brought to justice.” The president called for all civilized nations of the world to join the US in declaring a “War on God”. Though the supreme being’s current whereabouts are unknown, Bush vowed that the US military will “smoke Him out.”