In news that will come as a delight to busy housewives and Mexican food enthusiasts alike, The Rev. Brendan Powell Smith today unveiled his latest invention: the automatic taco. His brief demonstration of the product at the 39th annual Food and Technology Convention in Dayton, OH, met with gasps of astonishment followed by thunderous applause. After five years of laborious research and development, Smith finally had a scientific breakthrough that allowed him to accomplish what was long thought impossible. But Smith believes all his time and effort will be worth the added ease and convenience his new invention will bring to the lives of millions.