To help promote sales of his latest book, The Rev. Brendan Powell Smith is sponsoring a contest whose winner will receive an all-expenses-paid night on the town with Rev. Smith himself. To enter, simply purchase a copy of The Brick Testament: The Ten Commandments, and submit a photo of yourself and the book to firstname.lastname@example.org along with an essay of 100 words or less about why you should be chosen. All entries must be received by April 5, 2005. No purchase necessary (you can borrow a friend’s copy of the book for the photo if need be). Chances of winning are 6,508,050,928:1. Void where prohibited. One entry per household. Actual cash value of date: $17.42.