I can’t believe this day has finally come. Do you feel it? I feel it. God, I’m hungry. I can’t remember the last time I had a shower. When this is all over, I’m gonna mate. Finally change is in the air. I could eat a horse, hooves and all. I’m glad there’s no kids around to see this. To think, all I used to wanna do is sell insurance. I don’t feel anything anymore. Sometimes I dream about cheese. This is bullshit! Ugh, I think I ate something bad. When this is all over, I… ah, who am I kidding? Some day this will all be a bad memory. You smell that? It’s freedom.