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President Bush shot 327 times « The Rev. Brendan Powell Smith

President Bush shot 327 times

Saturday, February 14th, 2004 - 2:13 pm PST

A happy, smiling George W. Bush waved to a crowd of media photographers and onlookers as he stepped off of Air Force One today in Washington. He was then shot 327 times. No secret service men dove in front of Bush to protect him, nor did they make any moves to apprehend anyone. “I took about 30 shots in ten seconds,” said Terry McDuleph, one of at least seventeen people believed to have shot the president. “I got in a really nice shot just as he was leaning over to kiss his wife,” said McDuleph, “My editor will be pleased.”