Smith fires entire staff

Sunday, November 2nd, 2003 - 2:06 pm PST

“Get out! All of you!” shouted a sweating and visibly agitated Rev. Smith today at his entire personal staff. “You have failed me for the last time, now go!” Though it remains unclear just what prompted Smith’s sudden outburst and subsequent firing of this handlers, it is not the first time such an incident has occurred. In May of 2000, Smith angrily dismissed his entire staff after a misunderstanding that took place at the local Arby’s.