“Never stop dreaming” says Smith

Saturday, June 14th, 2003 - 8:19 pm PDT

The Rev. Brendan Powell Smith today delivered the commencement address to the graduating class of 230 students at the local F. J. Montgomery Senior High School. Entitled Never Stop Dreaming, his speech was intended to be both inspiring and instructional. “For one to truly ‘never stop dreaming’,” explained Smith to the rapt audience, “one must be asleep at all times.” He went on to advise the graduating seniors to “avoid at all costs” coffee, cola and other major sources of caffeine, and to invest in a very comfortable mattress and pillow.