Alien race mulls over US invasion

Wednesday, May 28th, 2003 - 9:28 pm PDT

The leaders of Kardaki 7 continue to mull over a possible invasion of the United States. Several reasons for such an invasion have been put forth: the US is seen as a threat to the security of others; the US’s recent unlawful invasion and occupation of Iraq; the US’s massive stockpile of weapons of mass destruction; and the Bush regime, which came into power through non-democratic means and waged a war not supported by its citizens. A US invasion would pose little risk to the armies of Kardaki 7 whose military might dwarfs that of the US. It is believed that such an invasion and occupation, though mainly targeting military structures, would result in the loss of life of thousands if not millions of US citizens.