Kids say some fucked-up shit

Sunday, May 18th, 2003 - 5:20 pm PDT

“The Passover Easter Bunny’s a, um, chicken,” says Maya, age three and a half, “and he lays hot dogs.” This is but one example of the crazy fucked-up shit you’ll get to hear kids say on the new Fox Family TV show Rev. Smith will be hosting next fall called Kids Say Some Fucked-Up Shit. “I don’t really like kids much,” says Smith. “They’re whiny, annoying, selfish, and manipulative little brats. But once in a while they just blurt out some crazy fucked-up shit that catches you off-guard and cracks you up.” The half-hour show promises to be chock full of several such moments caught on film.