Smith earns extra life

Monday, May 5th, 2003 - 7:02 pm PDT

God granted Rev. Smith and extra life today when Smith redeemed 100 gold coins that he had collected during his recent travels. “Those last few coins were really hard to find,” noted Smith as he wiped sweat from his brow, “they were really hidden well.” Smith went on to say that without having temporarily doubled in size after eating a giant mushroom, he wouldn’t have made it past the Hammer Brothers. Smith says he isn’t sure yet how he plans to spend his extra life, but says that knowing it’s there makes him much less fearful of death during this lifetime.