Smith caught having catered affair

Monday, January 13th, 2003 - 1:14 pm PST

Rev. Smith’s longtime girlfriend Lila was distraught today upon discovering that for the past six weeks her boyfriend has been carrying on catered affairs. Shortly after departing for work this morning, Lila grew suspicious when she noticed a Mike’s Catering van headed in the opposite direction. She followed the van back and watched as two men brought in row after row of pre-prepared dishes into her own house. Finally she stormed inside the house to confront Smith who was caught in a compromising position by the buffet table