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The Ten Commandments « The Rev. Brendan Powell Smith

The Ten Commandments

Friday, December 13th, 2002 - 12:03 pm PST

Thou shalt go to The Brick Testament. Thou shalt see the six new illustrated stories that are now online including The Golden Calf and the Ark of the Covenant. Thou shalt not pass Go. Thou shalt not collect $200. Thou shalt not roll doubles three times, else thou shalt stay in jail for three turns. Thou mayest leasve jail if thou payest $50. Thou mayest also get out of jail by rolling a seven or eleven. Thou shalt not commit adultery. If thou commitest adultery, thou shalt go to jail for three turns.