Smith found face-down at local bar

Thursday, October 24th, 2002 - 3:13 pm PDT

Close friends expressed concern after finding Rev. Smith face-down at the salad bar of the local Pizza Hut Wednesday night. “This sort of behavior is indeed worrisome,” said brother Liam Powell. “We haven’t seen Brendan in this sort of condition since his grade school days.” Friends took Smith home where they put a pillow under his feet and splashed hot coffee on his face. “I remember having an intense craving for bacon bits,” said Smith, attempting to piece together the events of that evening, “then things get kind of fuzzy, and I blacked out.”