Recent sniper deaths apparently work of God

Tuesday, October 8th, 2002 - 6:32 pm PDT

It was reported today that DC-area police got their first major break in the case of the serial sniper who has so far killed six and wounded two. In what appears to be a signed confession left behind at the most recent crime scene, the sniper revealed himself to be none other than God. Although not previously a suspect in the case, expert criminologists believe the recent spate of random shootings to be consistent with God’s previous acts of directly intervening in human events to smite those that have for one reason or another offended him.