Smith takes job, shoves it

Sunday, September 15th, 2002 - 11:40 pm PDT

Running low on funds, Rev. Smith took a job this week at Kentucky Fried Owl. After a two-day training period, Smith began his position as vice president in charge of fries. After only three days on the job, however, Smith decided that $4.30 per hour was not nearly enough compensate for the grueling work schedule, patronizing treatment from upper management, and backbreaking labor, not to mention the constant stench of fried owls. Having made up his mind, Smith took the job and shoved it right up his ass.