Such is life

Saturday, August 24th, 2002 - 8:38 pm PDT

After dealing him a harsh series of recent blows, Rev. Smith’s hard luck continued this week when on Friday life gave him lemons. Hoping to make the best of a bad situation, Smith used the lemons to make lemonade. His plans backfired however, when upon tasting the lemonade, he found that it was rancid. Spitting out the lemonade in disgust, Smith turned to go to the bathroom, but slipped over the spit-up lemonade and fell flat on his ass.