Coalition of nations prepares to invade US

Wednesday, August 21st, 2002 - 5:43 am PDT

A broad coalition of nations today announced plans topple the current US government which is widely believed to be stockpiling weapons of mass destruction. “This evil regime must be brought down,” said Dutch prime minister Wim Kok, “even if that means resorting to military force.” The coalition is planning a campaign of air strikes against US missile factories and nuclear weapon silos. This could then be followed by months of bombing raids aimed at key military and infrastructure targets, with a final invasion planned for early 2003. “The US has these weapons, and has proven itself capable of using them,” noted prime minister Junichiro Koizumi of Japan. “They must be stopped.”