BRAD: the game will be right back after this

Thursday, July 25th, 2002 - 2:31 am PDT

Rev. Smith’s beloved web-based choose-your-own-adventure epic BRAD: the game is very temporarily off-line due to legal and technical difficulty involving two giraffes, a busted toaster oven, and a yak. The Greek Navy has been hired at great expense to sort out the problems, and an expedient resolution is expected by nearly everyone. Look for the game to be back online and available once again to its thousands and thousands of adoring fans in early August 2002.