The Brick Testament at a million

Sunday, May 19th, 2002 - 5:10 am PDT

Just eight months after its launch, The Rev. Brendan Powell Smith’s The Brick Testament website has vaulted past the one million hits milestone by which all websites are judged. “All websites that have not received a million hits are total worthless crap,” announced a spokesperson for Rev. Smith. Fans of the website who gathered this morning outside Smith’s residence in hopes of congratulating him in person were cruelly driven away by men armed with erasable pens.