Garbanzos on the gazebo

Saturday, May 11th, 2002 - 11:15 am PDT

Rev. Smith spent the better half of a lazy Saturday morning sitting outside on the gazebo eating garbanzo beans. Around noon he retired to the living room where he ate some gazpacho and pistachios while watching Pinocchio. In the evening he listened to Krokus in his Ford Focus, and when he had had quite enough, he scurried on home for some curried bread crumbs; now he’s sleeping and won’t wake up.