Smith drunk on own power, booze

Monday, April 29th, 2002 - 3:07 am PDT

Rev. Smith went mad with power today shortly after being named chairman of the recreation committee for the local home owners association. Wasting no time abusing his newfound powers, Smith commandeered the microphone and ordered the community pool to be filled with Jell-O. Further, he commanded mandatory pink flamingo lawn ornaments for all neighborhood residences. After a loud belch he resigned from office and passed out on the floor.